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Found a pink sheep in Minecraft again! Been leading it for half...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:27:00 -0700

Found a pink sheep in Minecraft again! Been leading it for half an hour now. We’re taking refuge in a jungle castle for the night.

I took my eyes off him for two seconds to post this and he wandered downstairs and got shot by jungle traps ,_,

teroknortailor: farorescourage: victoriouscrush: This is the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:44:10 -0700

teroknortailor:

farorescourage:

victoriouscrush:

This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.

Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.

I have located a dildon’t

HOLY CANNOLI

asexual-not-a-sexual: Some quotes from my drive home from...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:27:49 -0700

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Some quotes from my drive home from work.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:20 -0700

d4vek4t: onlylolgifs: Macaroni being made are you fUCKING...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:55:06 -0700

d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

This is fucking LIFE CHANGING.

jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:38:37 -0700

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

notsograndr: callmehopeless-notromantic: d0ugieslizard: mjol...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:22:07 -0700

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

thatguyjamesart: #MtG: Gideon, Champion of #Justice of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:05:58 -0700

thatguyjamesart:

#MtG: Gideon, Champion of #Justice of #Gatecrash.

To Ryanhashbrown

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:11:49 -0700

Yo dawg, nice snk cosplay. Me and my friend Livi did ours at ACEN last weekend but we didn’t get our gear done in time. What are you planning on using for it? I’m currently going to use cardboard for the base and attempt some tinfoil+model magic wizardry for the gas canisters.

I tried answering your ask on my phone, but it didn’t post?? So here’s a redo:

Thanks! I’m definitely using cardboard for mine. Very lightweight, cheap, and easy enough to shape. Make sure you get some quality duct tape and glue to hold it all together. As far as getting the metallic look, I just used metallic silver spray paint on everything and it looks great. My advice though is buy several shades of silver and grey so all the pieces don’t blend together.

What does your face look like? ;D

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:54:03 -0700

Linking to a similar question asked a few months ago for sake of convenience (x)

My hair is a bit short now though.

thatguyjamesart: #MtG: Lazav, leader of House #Dimir of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:49:30 -0700

thatguyjamesart:

#MtG: Lazav, leader of House #Dimir of #Gatecrash

thatguyjamesart: #MTG Avacyn, Angel of Hope

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:33:07 -0700

thatguyjamesart:

#MTG Avacyn, Angel of Hope

thatguyjamesart: #MTG Serra Angel

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:16:53 -0700

thatguyjamesart:

#MTG Serra Angel

Preview of my Attack on Titan cosplay.Will debut the finished...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:58:13 -0700

Preview of my Attack on Titan cosplay.

Will debut the finished product, complete with three dimensional maneuver gear, at Fanime 2013!

What I’ve been trying to say is my name is Garrus Vakarian, and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:58 -0700

What I’ve been trying to say is my name is Garrus Vakarian, and I’d love to have a drink with you.

michaxl: did you say walk

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:27:47 -0700

michaxl:

did you say walk

slythermint: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:11:23 -0700

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

carnivaldog: thatpointlessidiot: mysteryegg: veggiecoldcuts: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:38:48 -0700

carnivaldog:

thatpointlessidiot:

mysteryegg:

veggiecoldcuts:

the-more-u-know:

The milkshake: This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes. That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.

Chicken nuggets: Total lies. My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets. There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage. ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless. If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.

The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home. You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?

Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production. There will be insects. You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process. The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’ The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.

Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid. ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT. It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS. It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish. They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers. Grow up.

Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus. Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate. Bacteriophages? They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years. That’s really disgusting and dangerous!

Coke: This is total and complete bunk. It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here. Again.

Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol. And again, this is bullshit. PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it. It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time. By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’ Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.

Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food. This is common in MOST meats in the US. This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use. Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless. ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.

Cheese: Lies again. Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats. Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted. Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.

This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.

THE COMMENT. EVERYONE READ THIS COMMENT. ^^^^

Laughed at every single one of these before even reading the comments. Laughed harder after.

vriskasauerkraut: galaxeys: Pledge allegiance to the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:22:20 -0700

vriskasauerkraut:

galaxeys:

Pledge allegiance to the struggle

It doesn’t matter what fandom you’re in.

That shit’s devotion and deserves respect.

tlrledbetter: Look who showed up in last Saturday’s new Fairly...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:05:53 -0700

tlrledbetter:

Look who showed up in last Saturday’s new Fairly OddParents!