YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
- Stepdad: 159 people follow you? Where are they following you to?
- Me: To hell
L̘̮̪̳̭̔́̈́̅̉͆̎I̷̎̈́ͩF͇̺̥̰̻̘̔̒͋E̫̼̼̳̽̓̋͗̀ͭ͟ ͔ͭ̔̃͐͌̍H͉̻͓̊̅͌ͤͭ͑̄Ḁ̻̥͔͈̖͆̑̚͠S̩͉̠̺͕͍͔ͧ͜ ̬̳͙̝̳ͬ͌M̰͈̬͋͐̂̔̓A͚͎̻͇̥̿͞N̛͙̤͕̣ͮ̈́͌Y̛͕̩͍̯ͭ͆̊̐̂̋ ̧̫͇̟ͮͣ̈́̇ͯ̇D̮̫̓ͅO̬̝̹͖ͬ̍̆̀O̢̲̅̅̓Ṙ͈̦̼̪̯S̱̩̖ͥ̈́̍͑̈́̕ͅ,̮̝̬ͬ̈́ͯ͒̅̾̚ ͙̳͈̬̳̮̲̋ͣE̩͙͎̓ͥ̄͊̄̋͞D͓͈̺̋ͯ̀̀ͧ̍Ď̬̺̞͎͚̞̉̒͜ͅB̰͕̗͓̟̅ͦ͒O̖̾̍͆̾̂Y̸̱ͮ̽
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.
Wow.. I didn’t know that
File under : things I wasn’t taught in school
Reblog the hell out of this everyone.
It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.